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2020 Dumpster Fire Christmas Tree Ornament
2020 Dumpster Fire Christmas Tree Ornament
2020 Dumpster Fire Christmas Tree Ornament
2020 Dumpster Fire Christmas Tree Ornament
2020 Dumpster Fire Christmas Tree Ornament
2020 Dumpster Fire Christmas Tree Ornament

2020 Dumpster Fire Christmas Tree Ornament

Regular price
$20.00
Sale price
$20.00
Quantity must be 1 or more

I made this ornament to hang on our tree at home. Kate posted a photo of it on our Instagram account, and a bunch of people asked to buy it. They were probably just being nice, but I’m putting it on sale anyhow, so I can reach out to each of them individually and make them feel awkward and uncomfortable until they purchase one.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Q: How long does the battery last?
A: I don’t know. 10 minutes? A year? We’re not running some kind of battery-testing lab here, folks.

Q: Can I replace the battery?
A: I don’t know. Can you? There’s a hatch you can open to insert a new battery. But we don’t know you, so we can’t speak to whether or not you can pull off that sort of thing.

Q: Is it a good toy for kids?
A: Lord no. Button batteries are REALLY DANGEROUS for kids. Keep this away from kids!!! Plus, the flames are pointy. 

Q: Will it set my tree on fire?
A: It's worth a try! 

Q: Does it have to be used as a Christmas tree ornament?
A: If you’re wondering whether you can put it on your Tiffany’s charm bracelet, the answer is yes.

Q: I don’t know how to put this, but it looks a little...homemade. A little rough-around-the-edges.
A: Yes. It’s 3D-printed, and sometimes 3D-printed objects come out a little imperfect. Despite what door-to-door 3D printer salesmen would have you believe.

Q: Isn’t this ornament jinxing all of us? How do you know 2021 isn’t going to be even worse than 2020?
A: It probably WILL be worse. For one thing, we’ll all be a year older. 

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