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(Anti-Trump) Trump-Scented Candle
(Anti-Trump) Trump-Scented Candle
(Anti-Trump) Trump-Scented Candle
(Anti-Trump) Trump-Scented Candle
(Anti-Trump) Trump-Scented Candle
(Anti-Trump) Trump-Scented Candle
(Anti-Trump) Trump-Scented Candle
(Anti-Trump) Trump-Scented Candle
(Anti-Trump) Trump-Scented Candle
(Anti-Trump) Trump-Scented Candle

(Anti-Trump) Trump-Scented Candle

Regular price
$24.00
Sale price
$24.00
Quantity must be 1 or more

FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY: Comes in a silver tin (instead of our standard gold tin) to commemorate Trump's amazing second-place finish!

You don’t win anymore. You don’t win at buying candles, and you don’t win at having a nice-smelling home. But with a Trump-Scented Candle, you will start winning again! (Just at those specific things though.)

The Trump-Scented Candle is a phenomenal deal. Just phenomenal. We’ve made a great, great candle. It combines all of the classiest smells (suntan lotion and steak) to produce an aroma that is tremendous. (To be clear, by “tremendous,” we mean “large in scale or intensity.” We are not claiming that it smells good.) The candle comes in a beautiful shade of orange that looks very natural and not at all weird and off-putting. 

The Trump-Scented Candle may look small in the photo, but we guarantee you there's no problem. We guarantee.

We donate 10% of the proceeds from this candle to organizations working to help refugees. Currently, donations are going to Médecins Sans Frontières.