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Collection: Featured Candles

These are the candles that we secretly love more than our other candles.
Check back soon, because we are fickle people, and our favorites are subject to change.

7 products
  • Tar Pit-Scented Candle
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    $22.00
    Sale price
    $22.00
  • Obama-Scented Candle
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    $22.00
    Sale price
    $22.00
  • (Anti-Trump) Trump-Scented Candle
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    $22.00
    Sale price
    $22.00
  • Elizabeth Warren-Scented Candle
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    $22.00
    Sale price
    $22.00
  • Global Warming-Scented Candle
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    $22.00
    Sale price
    $22.00
  • Housewarming Candle
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    $22.00
    Sale price
    $22.00
  • Nancy Pelosi-Scented Candle
    Regular price
    $22.00
    Sale price
    $22.00