Birthday Candle
Birthday Candle
Birthday Candle
Birthday Candle
Birthday Candle
Birthday Candle

Birthday Candle

Regular price
$22.00
Sale price
$22.00
Quantity must be 1 or more

One of life’s greatest burdens is birthdays. Ugh, birthdays! And if your own weren’t bad enough, you’re also expected to get a funny birthday gift for your friends. It’s enough to make you retreat to a cave somewhere with no calendars marking the inevitability of aging.

Well, wait! Before you do that, check out this candle! It’s a great birthday gift, because you don’t have to put any thought into it. It’s perfect for anyone who is both literate and old enough to be responsible around candles. (Well, maybe “perfect” is a stretch. Let’s say it’s “suitable.” It’s a suitable birthday gift.)

And the best part is, it smells like birthday cake, which means 1) You don’t have to actually get them a birthday cake, and 2) You can tell them that smelling a birthday cake candle is actually healthier for them than eating cake. After all, they’re not getting any younger!