Elizabeth Warren-Scented Candle
Elizabeth Warren-Scented Candle
Elizabeth Warren-Scented Candle
Elizabeth Warren-Scented Candle
Elizabeth Warren-Scented Candle
Elizabeth Warren-Scented Candle
Elizabeth Warren-Scented Candle
Elizabeth Warren-Scented Candle
Elizabeth Warren-Scented Candle

Elizabeth Warren-Scented Candle

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Okay, GOP, do you want the good news, or the bad news? 

The good news is that you have a chance to put an Oklahoma born-and-raised Sunday School teacher in the White House. The bad news is that, while there, she’s going to crack down on Wall Street, forgive student debt, and provide universal childcare. So, you know. It’s a trade-off.

The Elizabeth Warren-Scented Candle smells like tea. And Elizabeth Warren’s favorite drink is tea! Is this a coincidence? No it is not. One whiff, and it will be just like Elizabeth Warren is in your house, drinking all your tea and drawing up a plan to reorganize your garage. It makes a perfect gift for anyone who is worth less than $50 million. (If you have any friends worth more than $50 million, THEY should be buying YOU candles.)

IMPORTANT NOTE: Elizabeth Warren’s kitchen once caught on fire because, back then, toaster ovens didn’t have timers or automatic shutoffs. Do you know what else doesn’t have a timer or an automatic shutoff? This candle! So you’re just going to have to keep an eye on it, at least until Elizabeth Warren becomes president and the government finally cracks down on the candle industry (eep!)