Have your family members been whining about wanting you to get them more food? Well, "Let them smell cake," with the Marie Antoinette-Scented Candle!
The Marie Antoinette-Scented Candle offers all the aroma of a delicious, sugary cake, with none of the drudgery of actually going to the store and buying one. Plus it will bring a little of the magic of the elegant but doomed House of Bourbon into your life. Did you know that the famed “Hall of Mirrors” in the royal palace at Versailles was lit with 20,000 candles for grand balls? You can recreate that grandeur and decadence by lighting this candle in front of the bathroom mirror and flirting with your reflection in French. And while you’re in there, eat plenty of cake. You’ve earned it!
To be fair, Marie Antoinette probably never said, "Let them eat cake" when told that starving peasants had no bread. But if there's one thing we care more about than historical accuracy, it's moving merchandise.
