Free domestic shipping on orders of two or more candles! (But what would you even do with two candles? That's too many candles.)

THESE CANDLES AREN'T GOING TO SHOP FOR THEMSELVES

  • Boston Tea Party-Scented Candle
    Regular price
    $26.00
    Sale price
    $26.00
  • War of 1812-Scented Candle
    Regular price
    $26.00
    Sale price
    $26.00
  • Titanic-Scented Candle
    Regular price
    $26.00
    Sale price
    $26.00
  • Pemberley-Scented Candle
    Regular price
    $26.00
    Sale price
    $26.00
  • Mr. Rochester-Scented Candle
    Regular price
    $26.00
    Sale price
    $26.00
  • Ozymandias-Scented Candle
    Regular price
    $26.00
    Sale price
    $26.00
  • St. Louis-Scented Candle
    Regular price
    $26.00
    Sale price
    $26.00
  • Jacksonville Scented Candle
    Regular price
    $26.00
    Sale price
    $26.00
  • Global Warming-Scented Candle
    Regular price
    $26.00
    Sale price
    $26.00

The Justin Trudeau-Scented Candle

yes

The Pemberley-Scented Candle

I'LL SAVE HIM