HEY LOOK, IT'S CANDLES!

The Titanic-Scented Candle
No, you’re not seeing an ocean mirage: The Titanic-Scented Candle features a tiny wax ship slipping beneath the tiny wax waves after tragically striking a tiny wax iceberg.

The Housewarming Candle
Do you know someone who recently moved into a yurt? Because this is the only housewarming gift on the market that specifically mentions yurts. (We didn't want people who live in yurts to feel left out. They have it bad enough already, living in a yurt!)