ANNOUNCEMENT: Buy some candles or else!

THESE CANDLES AREN'T GOING TO SHOP FOR THEMSELVES

  • Haunted Candle
    Regular price
    $22.00
    Sale price
    $22.00
  • Kamala Harris-Scented Candle
    Regular price
    $22.00
    Sale price
    $22.00
  • Don't-Forget-to-Vote-Candle
    Regular price
    $22.00
    Sale price
    $22.00
  • 2020-Scented Candle
    Regular price
    $22.00
    Sale price
    $22.00
  • Pemberley-Scented Candle
    Regular price
    $22.00
    Sale price
    $22.00
  • Moby-Dick-Scented Candle
    Regular price
    $22.00
    Sale price
    $22.00
  • Obama-Scented Candle
    Regular price
    $22.00
    Sale price
    $22.00
  • Joe Biden-Scented Candle
    Regular price
    $22.00
    Sale price
    $22.00
  • Obama-Biden Nostalgia Pack
    Regular price
    $44.00
    Sale price
    $38.00

Oh, hello.

Thank you for visiting J.D. and Kate Industries! We make candles and nothing else. So if you are shopping for something that isn't a candle, you should reconsider your plans and buy a candle instead.

The Rutherford B. Hayes-Scented Candle

Sure!

The George Washington-Scented Candle

OKAY