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THESE CANDLES AREN'T GOING TO SHOP FOR THEMSELVES

  • Anne of Green Gables-Scented Candle
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    $26.00
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    $26.00
  • NFT-Scented Candle
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    $26.00
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    $26.00
  • Boston Tea Party-Scented Candle
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    $26.00
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    $26.00
  • War of 1812-Scented Candle
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    $26.00
    Sale price
    $26.00
  • Titanic-Scented Candle
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    $26.00
    Sale price
    $26.00
  • Defective Candle
    Regular price
    $1,000.00
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    $1,000.00
  • Pemberley-Scented Candle
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    $26.00
    Sale price
    $26.00
  • Moby-Dick-Scented Candle
    Regular price
    $26.00
    Sale price
    $26.00
  • Mr. Rochester-Scented Candle
    Regular price
    $26.00
    Sale price
    $26.00

Why did we make this candle?

YES

Here is a candle that expresses my indifference to sports.

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