Mr. Rochester-Scented Candle
Mr. Rochester-Scented Candle
Mr. Rochester-Scented Candle
Mr. Rochester-Scented Candle
Mr. Rochester-Scented Candle
Mr. Rochester-Scented Candle
Mr. Rochester-Scented Candle
Mr. Rochester-Scented Candle
Mr. Rochester-Scented Candle
Mr. Rochester-Scented Candle
Mr. Rochester-Scented Candle

Mr. Rochester-Scented Candle

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$25.00
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$25.00
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Have you read the novel Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte? No? Well, that’s fine, because the Mr. Rochester-Scented Candle will tell you everything you need to know:

  • The book has a character named Mr. Rochester. He’s the dashing love interest who locks his wife in an attic.

  • It has a protagonist named Jane Eyre. She’s the governess who starts to fall for her boss, Mr. Rochester. Do you think the wife-locked-in-attic thing will turn out to be a dealbreaker for her? (Here’s a hint: No it will not.)

  • Mr. Rochester smells like cigar smoke. Mr. Rochester smokes a cigar, so Jane can always smell him coming. And since this candle smells like cherry tobacco, YOUR governess will always smell YOU coming, as you wander the halls pensively, late at night, holding a novelty candle.

  • Mr. Rochester’s palatial estate, Thornfield, ends up getting burned down, leaving only smoking ruins. Sometimes when you lock your wife in the attic and propose to the governess, your house gets burned down. Actions have consequences!

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Madeline
I like to think of this candle as essence of Toby Stephens

At first, I found this candle overwhelming (much like Mr. Rochester himself), but after the tiny Thornfield burned down, I grew to love the aromatic notes which I have decided are essence of Toby Stephens (the only Rochester I have ever swooned over), of the 2006 British TV series starring Ruth Wilson as the one and only Jane Eyre! I am ordering another one now!

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Bertha
Excellent gift

I got this candle for a friend and she thoroughly loved it (concept, odor, tin); PLUS I made a mistake in listing the address and Kate was amazing and just sent another to the correct address free of charge. Fan for life. (I also cannot recommend the Moby Dick candle enough.)

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Haven Abedin
Smells deliciously like an initially charming (although crotchety) hero who turns out to be a man...

I LOVE this candle!! I received it from my neighbor as a Christmas gift, and it was the hit of my New Year's Eve party. Everyone passed it around to read the funny writing all over the tin. Also, I love how this candle smells, and so did my guests. If I'm awake, this candle is burning nearby. (Warning: If a deranged woman wants to burn you as you sleep, hide this candle, or any candle, before retiring.)

Please make more Mr. Rochester candles! I want to try your other scents, too.

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Siobhan Bamford
Didn't buy a candle, walked to work, and you guys are funny

Love your hilarious schtick....very very funny and charming!