Obama-Scented Candle
Obama-Scented Candle
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Q: Is he single?
A: No.
Q: Can I have his number? I promise I won’t call him, I just need it for my files.
A: No.
Q: If I put in headphones and listen to him saying “yes we can” over and over again on a loop, does it count as cheating?
A: Every relationship is different, but they all have a little room for Barack Obama.
Q: Did he really deserve the Nobel Peace Prize?
A: We’ll just say this: he deserved it more than Woodrow Wilson did.
Q: How can I travel back in time and tell myself not to take him for granted?
A: Wormhole. Your best bet is a wormhole in space.
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Oh my god, I absolutely LOVE the accuracy to how Obama smells! It's amazimg! Use it wherever you go! Light it at the DMV to shorten the line length because people apparently don't enjoy his scent, light it while you're asleep to have dreams of his embrace, light it in your darkest hour to have Obama come crashing through the wall to save you! 10/10 product, I would buy again!
This candle reminds me of how I used to have obama in my arms back in the day. Smells just like him . If only he didn't choose that beeyach Michelle. Helps soothes my cries for him.
I want Obama at my house, NOW !
I bought this for a white elephant gift and it got lots of laughs when it was opened! Additionally, it really does smell great!
Yes, indeed. My friend not only raved on Boxing Day (that's the day after Christmas, so all the fun of Christmas without the early start and packaging skills) - because she did not have time to open it until late on Christmas (due to feeding us that day). She followed up with an email to say she'd been to the website and noted that almost everything was sold out. She commended me on being ahead of the curve. So, thanks for making her day, making me look like a superhero of gifting, and for all future Christmas/Birthday/Just Because days sorted with aplomb. Oh, and Obama smells great too: I smelled Cookies and Freedom!