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Kamala Harris-Scented Candle
Kamala Harris-Scented Candle
Kamala Harris-Scented Candle
Kamala Harris-Scented Candle
Kamala Harris-Scented Candle
Kamala Harris-Scented Candle
Kamala Harris-Scented Candle
Kamala Harris-Scented Candle
Kamala Harris-Scented Candle

Kamala Harris-Scented Candle

Regular price
$24.00
Sale price
$24.00
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE KAMALA HARRIS-SCENTED CANDLE

Q: What does the Kamala Harris-Scented Candle smell like?
A: It smells like a lotus flower blossom, because “kamala” means “lotus” in Sanskrit. (Now just a few more words to go, and you’ll finally be proficient in Sanskrit!)

Q: Will buying this candle help Joe Biden and Kamala Harris win the election?
A: Probably not. You may be confusing candle buying with making a campaign contribution, or voting, or making sure all of your friends vote. These are the things you can do to help Biden and Harris win the election.

Q: Is America ready for a Kamala Harris-Scented Candle?
A: Who cares. The real question is, is the Kamala-Harris Scented Candle ready for America? (And the answer is “maybe.” We kind of had to rush this one out the door.)