Joe Biden-Scented Candle

Regular price: $25.00
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Your long search is finally over. You have found a Joe Biden-Scented Candle. Now the only thing standing between you and Joe Biden is...well, basically all the same stuff as before. But at least now you have this great candle!

The Joe Biden-Scented Candle is more than just a candle that vaguely resembles Joe Biden. It’s also a friend, a confidante (at least as much as any other inanimate object), and a mentor (if you’re trying to be a candle). You’ll feel your hope and optimism being restored as you lift the lid and inhale the aroma of Biden’s favorite orange-flavored sports drink. (We won’t mention the brand name, but see if you can guess! Here’s a hint: It’s not Powerade.)

You can even pay homage to Biden’s love of Amtrak by bringing it along on your next train ride! Trust us when we say that nothing is a bigger hit on trains than a lit candle*

*You should not really trust us when we say this.

Customer Reviews

Based on 8 reviews I'll write a review!

great conversation starter!

When I recommend your candles to my friends, I tell them I own a Biden scented candle. This instantly sparks questions of "why?" "what the fuck?" or most frequently "what would that even smell like?" While nobody would guess "orange soda pop" as the scent of Joe Biden, he still fills my home with warmth and humor and the feeling of being in an alternate universe where I sniff Biden.

It’s ok. Way better than my last candle.

The candle’s good, it’s fine. It wouldn’t have been my first choice, but I’m genuinely glad I was able to replace my last scented candle with *something* because that one smelled like 13-day old carcass in a Texas home in July without power because the grid is down, with subtle notes of tax fraud and white supremacy.

The last candle was marketed as improving the fragrance of swamp, but instead introduced new odors that melded into a horrific synergistic olfactory cacophony of violent patriotism and hate speech with religious overtones. If I didn’t know it was an inept inanimate object I’d have sworn it had malice — as if it actually tried to burn down my office right after I ordered this candle to replace it.

So after that, anything smells nice. My parents blame the new candle for all the bad scents around, even the ones that were here before and that every house in the neighborhood is trying to get rid of, which doesn’t make sense but there’s no talking to them.

I wish we could find a candle we could all agree on, but until we care less about winning than we do about making the place smell nice I’ll take boring.

Pretty close, but...

Well, I was hoping for a little more Joe, and I think I detected a faint note of Harry Reid - I guess it's okay...

Christmas Present

Hi, we bought our son a President Biden
candle as a Christmas present. I am sure he appreciates it as he graduated from University of Delaware also.

Stupid funny. Actually smells like orange drink

Great gift for my husband. Love all the text including the additional card that's in there. A delight. I'd say I *will* buy more of their candles for gifts, but I've already ordered one of everything else in stock to have on hand for gifts this year.

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