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Birthday Candle

Birthday Candle

Regular price $25.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $25.00 USD
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One of life’s greatest burdens is birthdays. Ugh, birthdays! And if your own birthday weren’t bad enough, you’re also expected to get birthday gifts for your friends and family. It’s enough to make you retreat to a cave where there are no calendars to mark the inevitability of aging.

But wait! Before you do that, check out this candle! It’s the perfect birthday gift because you don’t have to put any thought into it, and it can be enjoyed anyone who is both literate and old enough to be responsible around candles. (Well, maybe “perfect” is a stretch. Let’s say it’s “suitable.” It’s a suitable birthday gift.)

Plus it smells like birthday cake, which means 1) You don’t have to get them a birthday cake, and 2) You can tell them that smelling a birthday cake candle is actually healthier for them than eating cake. After all, they’re not getting any younger!

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