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Hottest Heads of State, Vol. 1: The American Presidents

Hottest Heads of State, Vol. 1: The American Presidents

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Did you know that one time we wrote a book? It's strange but true! And if you like our candles, you would probably also like our book. (Although in the interest of full disclosure, it is not scented, nor is it intended to be set on fire.)

In the book, we present each president as a celebrity heartthrob. We gush, we swoon, we rate their looks, and we advise the reader how to win their hearts. (And while we're at it, we explain the gold standard, the Whig Party, and the Iran-Contra scandal.) We also include games like “Can You Cover Up Watergate?”, and a poster of young Rutherford B. Hayes you’ve always secretly wanted.

It has been described by BookPage as "combining biting satire with gleeful absurdity" and "relentlessly funny," by Real Simple as "juicy," and by JD's mom as having "not too many typos."

Now, to be fair, this is not the only place you can buy our book. But this *is* one of the only places you can get a signed copy. And we’ll basically sign it however you want - just include any specific instructions with your order. (Unless you want us to use the inscription to sign over power of attorney to you. We’re not falling for that one again!)