Hottest Heads of State, Vol. 1: The American Presidents

Did you know that one time we wrote a book? It's strange but true! And if you like our candles, you will probably also like our book. (Even though it is not scented, nor is it intended to be set on fire.)

Hottest Heads of State gathers all of the U.S. presidents together in one book for the first time ever (we think),* to determine once and for all which ones would make good boyfriends. There are also games, quizzes, and a poster of Rutherford B. Hayes that you can tear out and hang on your wall, as long as you don't care about whatever was printed on the other side of that page. (I could go check, but I don't feel like it!)

It has been described by BookPage as "combining biting satire with gleeful absurdity" and "relentlessly funny," by Real Simple as "juicy," and by JD's mom as "too long."

To be fair, this is not the only place you can buy our book. But this IS one of the only places you can get a signed copy. And we’ll sign it however you want—just include any specific instructions with your order. (Unless you want us to use the inscription to sign over power of attorney to you. We’re not falling for that again!)

*This book was published in 2018, so it does not include Joe Biden, because we are not able to see the future.