If you can’t afford tickets to a certain hit Broadway show about Alexander Hamilton, then why not do the next best thing: Listen to the soundtrack.
But if for some reason you can’t do that, then why not do something else entirely: Buy an Aaron Burr-Scented Candle!
The Aaron Burr-Scented Candle smells of gunsmoke drifting low in the Weehawken dawn. Like its namesake, it is elegant, mysterious, and unprincipled (at least compared to other candles). It’s perfect for burning incriminating evidence of your treasonous plots, setting the mood while you a seduce a wealthy heiress, or both at the same time. (Why not!)
Aaron Burr always had some kind of fun scheme afoot, like the time he founded a water company that didn’t provide anyone with water, because it was actually the bank JPMorgan Chase. The Aaron Burr-Scented Candle is always hatching schemes, too, most of which revolve around trying to set your stuff on fire. So just like with the real Aaron Burr, you’re going to want to keep your eye on it, and not undermine its campaign to become governor of New York.
Top 5 candles of a person who murdered someone and tried to commit treason
My favorite part of owning this candle is when people ask what I smells like and I say “murder on the Hudson” and then they smell it and it smells like gum powder and the person gets angry with me even though I told the truth.
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Vanessa B
Regret not buying myself one
Possibly one of the most hilarious gifts I have ever gifted. Perfect for your favorite historian or someone with a good sense of humor. It is also WAY bigger than I expected and smells great!
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