TOP REASONS TO OWN A CANAL-THEMED CANDLE
1. Boost the economy. Buying canal-themed candles helps create jobs for people who hand-pour canal-themed candles.
2. Connect with your teenage kids. Give them one as a gift, and they’ll think to themselves, “Maybe my parents understand me after all!” (This works best with teens who are into canals, which might very well be true of your teen…have you asked?)
3. Use it as a conversation piece. When you’re hosting a dinner party, and you have one sitting on your mantle, and you pick it up and hurl it at your guests, they will have a lot of questions and it will get a lively conversation started.
4. Maybe you operate a vacation rental on a canal boat and you’re looking for canal-themed decor.
5. Maybe you operate a canal shipping business and you’re looking for thank-you gifts for the coal, scrap metal, and grain companies that use your services.
6. I mean we could keep going, there are a lot of reasons.
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P.S. Please don’t worry about the scent, it’s a nice scent, just trust us.
P.P.S. In case you don’t trust us (thanks a lot), we should mention that the scent is smoked vanilla. Sometimes smoked vanilla beans get transported on canals, so it makes sense. (It does.)
