It’s not easy choosing a present for your coworker! You know they already have plenty of pens and expired protein bars, because you went through their desk while they were in the bathroom. So what do you get for the coworker who has everything? That’s why we have invented the Coworker Gift.
The Coworker Gift is the perfect candle to give that special someone who also happens to be your coworker. Its features include:
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A delicious coffee scent, because coffee is the official drink of work.
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Wax representations of all your coworker’s favorite things, so whenever they look at it, they will get to be reminded of work.
- At least one veiled threat to keep your coworker guessing about where your relationship stands.
- There is also a bunch of text on the label. Don’t read it while you are at work, because that is time theft.