We have good news and bad news. The bad news is that the American dream is just an illusion that will be forever out of your reach. But the good news is that the Great Gatsby-Scented Candle is NOT an illusion, and it is absolutely within your reach! So that probably makes up for the whole American dream thing.
The Great Gatsby-Scented Candle will fill your home with the bright, sparkling scent of champagne. Or at least, it’s as close to champagne as we could get with a candle. If you REALLY want your house to smell like champagne, you should probably skip the candle and just pour champagne on your floor.
The surface of the candle features a map of East egg and West egg that will serve as a constant reminder of your inferior class status. You’re welcome!