Kamala Harris-Scented Candle
Kamala Harris-Scented Candle
NOTE: We also make a limited-edition “Brat Summer” version of this candle, if you have had or are planning to have a brat summer.
BENEFITS OF OWNING A KAMALA HARRIS-SCENTED CANDLE:
- It smells like a coconut, the Harris campaign’s official metaphor for solipsism.
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There is a Venn diagram on the label, so you can look at a Venn diagram anytime you want, as long as you carry the candle wherever you go.
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Kamala Harris used to be a prosecutor, so maybe having this candle in your home will remind you not to commit crimes.
- Whenever you light it, you will be reminded that Kamala Harris is out there right now, fighting for you. (Unless it is night and Kamala Harris is asleep.)
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I loved my candle so much, I bought one for my sister-in-law and her twin on the occasion of their birthday celebration. They were received with oohs, aahs and much laughter at the witticisms with which they are accompanied.
I had fried some fish and boy, oh boy, did the house smell. So what did I do? I lit my Kamala candle and my house is now scented with tropical breezes, ocean winds and coconuts! What a fabulous product. Just like Kamala to get rid of the mustiness and refresh and our lives
I thought she would smell like peonies, but I was wrong. She smelled like coconut.
I was so excited to receive this candle as a gift. Smells great.
This candle is great! I bought one for myself and after it arrived ( earlier than expected) I turned around and ordered a bunch as gifts for friend. The scent is lovely, the candle burns evenly and it has Kampala’s picture on it! 👍🏼👍🏼