NOTE: We also make a limited-edition “Brat Summer” version of this candle, if you have had or are planning to have a brat summer.
BENEFITS OF OWNING A KAMALA HARRIS-SCENTED CANDLE:
- It smells like a coconut, the Harris campaign’s official metaphor for solipsism.
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There is a Venn diagram on the label, so you can look at a Venn diagram anytime you want, as long as you carry the candle wherever you go.
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Kamala Harris used to be a prosecutor, so maybe having this candle in your home will remind you not to commit crimes.
- Whenever you light it, you will be reminded that Kamala Harris is out there right now, fighting for you. (Unless it is night and Kamala Harris is asleep.)
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