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Nakatomi Plaza Candle
Nakatomi Plaza Candle
Nakatomi Plaza Candle
Nakatomi Plaza Candle
Nakatomi Plaza Candle
Nakatomi Plaza Candle
Nakatomi Plaza Candle

Nakatomi Plaza Candle

Regular price
$25.00
Sale price
$25.00
Quantity must be 1 or more

Avenge Hans Gruber by destroying Nakatomi Plaza, with our Nakatomi Plaza Candle!

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NAKATOMI PLAZA CANDLE

Q: Is this candle scented?
A: Yes! It smells like broken glass, duct tape, and $640 million in bearer bonds.

Q: …Really?
A: Ha, no of course not! It smells like a Christmas tree.

Q: How long will the candle last?
A: If you burn it for one minute every Christmas Eve, it will last the rest of your life. But if you leave it burning, it will last about three hours.

Q: Will the wax melt all over everything?
A: Yes, definitely. You have been warned.

Q: Is it reasonable for the Nakatomi Corporation to have an office party on Christmas Eve?
A: Well, no. But they were punished disproportionately.