Edgar Allan Poe-Scented Candle

WARNING:

• The Edgar Allan Poe-Scented Candle has a tiny wax raven perched on top, to taunt you.
  
  
• The candle smells like musty old books, so you should think about whether or not that appeals to you.
  
  
• If you hear a thump-thump sound coming from underneath the wax, it’s probably best to ignore it?
  
  
• Some people think that candles are dangerous and only a madman would buy one and keep it in their home. But that’s not you—your mind is very sound and very, very sane!!
  
  
• You can prove how sane you are by formulating and then executing a plan to buy candles.