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Edgar Allan Poe-Scented Candle

Edgar Allan Poe-Scented Candle

$25.00 USD
$25.00 USD
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WARNING:

  • The Edgar Allan Poe-Scented Candle has a tiny wax raven perched on top, to taunt you.

  • The candle smells like musty old books, so you should think about whether or not that appeals to you.

  • If you hear a thump-thump sound coming from underneath the wax, it’s probably best to ignore it?

  • Some people think that candles are dangerous and only a madman would buy one and keep it in their home. But that’s not you—your mind is very sound and very, very sane!!

  • You can prove how sane you are by formulating and then executing a plan to buy candles.
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