Sure, a Boxed Wine-Scented Candle SOUNDS useless. But there are lots of times when you can’t have a nice glass of boxed wine, but you CAN light a candle. These include:
- You’re mature enough to be responsible with fire, but too young to legally drink alcohol. For instance, maybe you're a 20-year-old pilot. Or soldier. Or firefighter!
- You are allergic to boxed wine. Is that a thing? Probably.
- You are the designated driver. Just tell the bartender, "No boxed wine for me, barkeep. Instead, I'm just going to set this candle on your bar and light it. That is, unless you don't support sober drivers, in which case I guess I'll take my candle elsewhere."
- You are visiting Saudi Arabia, and the number of lashes you'd like to receive during your stay is "zero."
- You manage a restaurant that has both had its electricity shut off, and its liquor license suspended. This is actually the perfect scenario for a Boxed Wine-Scented Candle.
- You’re mature enough to be responsible with fire, but too young to legally drink alcohol. For instance, maybe you're a 20-year-old pilot. Or soldier. Or firefighter!
- You are allergic to boxed wine. Is that a thing? Probably.
- You are the designated driver. Just tell the bartender, "No boxed wine for me, barkeep. Instead, I'm just going to set this candle on your bar and light it. That is, unless you don't support sober drivers, in which case I guess I'll take my candle elsewhere."
- You are visiting Saudi Arabia, and the number of lashes you'd like to receive during your stay is "zero."
- You manage a restaurant that has both had its electricity shut off, and its liquor license suspended. This is actually the perfect scenario for a Boxed Wine-Scented Candle.
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