Just look at all of these handsome candles.
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Fall of Rome-Scented Candle
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Bermuda Triangle-Scented Candle
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Fancy Candle
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Titanic-Scented Candle
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War of 1812-Scented Candle
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Boston Tea Party-Scented Candle
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Fall Candle
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Edgar Allan Poe-Scented Candle
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Haunted Candle
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Pemberley-Scented Candle
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Mr. Rochester-Scented Candle
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Manderley-Scented Candle
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We are a husband-and-wife candle making and humor writing team.
When you buy one of our candles, know that you are helping us to support our family and achieve our goal of becoming powerful candle tycoons.

All of our candles are hand-poured.
J.D. pours the candles, and Kate helps in other ways that are admittedly less tangible.

Some of our candles have tiny wax scenes on top.
What is the point of putting so much work into something that is eventually going to be set on fire? This is a question we try not to dwell on.
What kind of candle are you looking for?
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Historical candles
These candles make the perfect gift for a history buff. Like Jon...
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Literary candles
These are perfect for someone who likes books but who already owns...
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Political candles
If there's one thing everyone loves, it's politicians.
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Haunted candles
These candles are haunted. Sorry!
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Seasonal candles
We have the perfect candle for every season and special occasion! (Except...
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Mysteries of the Unknown
These candles were inspired by the Time-Life Mysteries of the Unknown books,...
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Candles that defy categorization
Just TRY to categorize these candles. You cannot!
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Defective candles
This is where we attempt to sell candles that are defective.
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