Just look at all of these handsome candles.
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Fall of Rome-Scented Candle
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Bermuda Triangle-Scented Candle
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Fancy Candle
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War of 1812-Scented Candle
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Boston Tea Party-Scented Candle
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Titanic-Scented Candle
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Haunted Candle
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Sherlock Holmes-Scented Candle
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Frankenstein-Scented Candle
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Edgar Allan Poe-Scented Candle
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Fall Candle
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Defective Candle
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We are a husband-and-wife candle making and humor writing team.
When you buy one of our candles, know that you are helping us to support our family and achieve our goal of becoming powerful candle tycoons.

All of our candles are hand-poured.
J.D. pours the candles, and Kate helps in other ways that are admittedly less tangible.

Some of our candles have tiny wax scenes on top.
What is the point of putting so much work into something that is eventually going to be set on fire? This is a question we try not to dwell on.
What kind of candle are you looking for?
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Historical candles
If you are shopping for a gift for Jon Meacham, then you...
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Literary candles
These candles make great gifts for someone who likes books but who...
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Political candles
If there's one thing everyone loves, it's politicians.
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Haunted candles
These candles are haunted. Sorry!
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Seasonal candles
We have the perfect candle for every season and special occasion! (Except...
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Mysteries of the Unknown
These candles were inspired by the Time-Life Mysteries of the Unknown books,...
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Candles that defy categorization
Just TRY to categorize these candles. You cannot.
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Defective candles
This is where we attempt to sell candles that are defective.
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